Snooki Quotes: The Song

by Just Dave

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I got a boner.
Whatever... fuck my life. Sh!t happens.
Why did I wake up in a garbage can?
My face is fucked-up again.
Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!
I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!
But really I had my friggin' period. Story of my life.
FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.

Fuck my fuckin' asshole, right now!
I think my crotch is sticking out.
I thought I broke my vagina bone.
I swear on my cat's grave.
Friggin' duck phone!
I'm trying to be sexy, it's not working.
Stop caring and fuck me!

I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
Pickles is my thing.
I can do the worm pretty good.
I will fuckin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.
This is the things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.
I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo.
Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fuckin' whale sperm.
Word of the day: Sympathetic. That's a big word!

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released January 11, 2012

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